Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Pooping to opera.
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