We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
That accounts for only three of the penises
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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