Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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