im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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