3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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