Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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