whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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