well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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