Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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