is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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And then my night got REAL pukey
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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