He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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