This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You need a sexual gate keeper
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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