i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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