The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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