Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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