I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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