You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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