thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I currently don't understand fingers.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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