I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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