You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Only a mothe r could love this liver
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
There are leaves in my underwear?
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