How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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