Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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