She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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