Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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