Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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