"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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