ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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