No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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