The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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