HIV tests are more positive than that guy
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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