we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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