There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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