that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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