We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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