so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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