sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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