I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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