Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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