Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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