When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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