His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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