everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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