I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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