There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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