Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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