I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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I would go down on you faster than GM stock
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
is wine microwaveable?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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