are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
and she was petting her beer can
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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