Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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