Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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