So drunk, too bad you don't want this
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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